Science's template for scientists

I hyperextended my leg jumping out of a bunk bed to piss

What the frickity frick fracking f**k does this mean?

idk

So there was this person who worked for special forces in the army and they saw a UFO at night but no one believed them so they went to tell the person they were working for and they didn't believe them either. And one night they heard someone break into their house and they ran upstairs and hid in a closet. They peeked out from the door and it looked like a bunch of scientists with some army people. But eventually they were found and they made a sprint for the exit and escaped. But they found out that they were wanted for an attempt in robbery of the government? When they work for the government. And they got lost in the woods and they were starving and they took a risk to eat some berries that they had never seen before. And they turned into this creature that could shape shift into a figure in black camo and they decided to get revenge on the government so they got their friends and they all are the berries which turned them into the figures in black camo and now they had Nick names for themselves which were phantom (the leader and the first to eat the berries), poltergeist (member), shadow (member) spirit (member), ghost (member) wraith (member), and specter (member) and then they were off on their first mission and they called them selves "THE SHADOW FIGURES"

How the f**k did I read this in just 1 minute?

:> I just thought of this story

Noice.

:D can you think of a story? Cause if you can I want to hear it

Okay here we go
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Shakespeare wrote that all the world is a stage.
His theater was the Globe.
Not only was that philosophical and deep, it was also a f**king pun.
Also, you know how in Romeo and Juliet they say: "A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet."? THE RIVAL THEATER.
WAS.
THE.
F**KING.
ROSE.
and they had a sewage problem.
Not only beautiful wording, but also Willy Shakes throwing shade. AND A GO***MN PUN!

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Bro my brain died trying to read this

GOOD.

I was coming home from school and little brother decided to role play Thor and threw a bag full cat litter and poop up into a tree and had to get it down with a stick before my parents got home

Your brother is f**king mental.
show this to him.

He lives in Montana now

MOVE.
TO.
F**KING.
MONTANA.

Nah no thanks