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The f**k?

That's the Limitless Devourer, the Limitless Devourer got known in the 2 first attacks on the Citadel

No I know, what reason would he have to be good?

To kill these scouts

…
But why?

The Limitless Devourer wants the gunslinger to be alive

*confusion noises*
(Gunslinger has never had anyone care for him in years)

I should mention this, the Limitless Devourer used to be called the Devourer Of Gods

And what happened for the name to change?

The Limitless Devourer is now older and is Limitless... but still arrogant

So why would he want gunslinger to live if he used to kill gods?

It wants to enjoy devouring the few gods left

Haha, like that’s gonna happen.

Oh it will

(/j)

Lmao

EpicMemer: but why though

Its a plan to make bardota and gunslinger friends also i wanted chaos

Oh ok

*gunslinger watching the news*
Wait what the f**k

Bardota: whatever *proceeds to explode the nearby area*

Villains: what the f**k?!
*gunslinger stabs one of the weaker ones with his darkstone blade*

Main villian: you dumbasses why did you let him keep his weapons

G: Shut. Or you’re next.
Who blew the hole in the side of this place?
Main villain: *points gun at gunslingers head*
*gunslingers sword vanishes and his hand turns into a gun.*
G: Stop. Moving. Now.

*Bardota proceeds to blow the main villian away with a galick gun*

G: it was not very smart to f**k with a god, was it?
*shoots the head of last one*

Vegeta:*teleports in* explain now

What part.

Bardota: i think he is refering to the person i shot away

Hmm, what can a dead person do?

Bardota: i can tell he lived he stole my power when i hit him

*Stabs his heart with blade of darkness*
(Literally dark matter)

Bardota: enough, i also watched you get kidnapped

F**k.
I assume you heard me say to not f**k with the gods?
*pulls down hood*
I am the god of darkness. They supposedly want to steal my powers for evil.

*mumbling to self*
How do I even get myself into these situations.

Vegeta: well then, bardota did something somewhat useful
Heed my warning and be careful when approaching that guy again

Hmm. Well, I am mainly wondering why?
Why did he come to rescue me?

Bardota: alright guess thats it wonder why he was so scared

The only way for him to survive is to be a “transformed” like me.

Bardota: yeah i th-
vegeta: WHAT THE HELL ARE THE TWO OF YOU DOING, HE WILL KILL YOU BOTH IF YOU JUST STAND AROUND! *vegeta flies to citadel to make sure its safe*

W H O ? !

Bardota: your energy felt off to me like if it was inhuman yet it was human as soon as you did the crazy magic stuff i made up my mind

So. How much of that did you even hear?

Vegeta: everything, and you bardota you havent even mastered super sayian yet and this is what you do. I felt that guys power level its higher than both of yours i wont get involved but you guys need to work together to kill him i will protect citadel while you guys work on it

I dunno man, I was watching the news when suddenly someone knocks me out and brings me here. This guy blew a hole in the wall out of nowhere as if he was on a rescue mission.

Scouts: *pulls out omega glock* this will put you right to sleep

Huh?
*is knocked out*

Scouts:Now time for the randsom call your friends buddy

(He’s knocked out)

Bardota: *notices scouts) and follows*

*gunslinger wakes up, tied to a chair in a place he doesn’t recognize*

G: wha- where?

Villian: welcome to where youll be staying

*sigh* what do you want. I don’t want to hear a monologue, just tell me what you want from me.

Villian: well you see...(5 hours later) and that is why i am stealing your power for destruction

…
You don’t know my power.
*begins reciting otherworldly spell*
Villain 2: I think we should’ve taped his mouth shut.
*the ropes disintegrate as bardota looks on in confusion. Was he rescuing a human or a monster?*