“Processing, estimated time 3 seconds” “2” “1 second”

( fun fact comma the reason kids do this they're trying to figure out whether they're actually hurt or not )

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My brother in a nutshell:

So true

One time some little kids were chasing me with some huge sticks and thought it would be funny to through them at me. In retaliation I jokingly and gently brushed a leaf on one of them. They both simultaneously started crying.