Mushrooms

Mushroom head

I'll sacrifice my dignity for you to r/Woosh someone

Those aren't aren't mushrooms

I appreciate the effort, but it just doesn't have the same effect if someone has literally just admit that they are doing it for the sake of a joke. It's charming up to a point, and now it's just sad. And it doesn't even help when you literally put the word "aren't" twice in a row.

Go***amn autocorrect

Yeah, I know the struggle. That, or you were tripping on shrooms.

Tripping on shrooms