You usually put a pic of yourself with this, but you didn’t bc you know you look like an anteater living on the 4th floor of a Southside Wyndham that gets fed 5 pounds of 90.11% pure estrogen every 3rd Tuesday of the month

Roast dis f**k (me)

Bro looks like a default skin of a Nintendo 64 game

you look like if Donkey from Shrek was a person

Damn, true tho

no offense tho man, u seem pretty cool

You

You look like your irl names connor

Why did u put caterpillars on ur face

Damn

You're not significant enough to roast.

You just can't rost the background

Weak

I wanna move it move it
I wanna move it move it
Shut your ass up move it move it
I need to, move it

*goofy ahh noises*

Too precious for ur own good

How is that a roast? That was more of a lie.

Listen, I don’t want to actually roast you, so I’ll just sing some lyrics.

Are you adopted?
We’re you once thrown away, discarded?
Well that’s what I’m about to do to you right now,
Why don’t you go touch grass, you cow 🐄

Batman doesn't like you.

?

and Batman LOVES black.

L

*breaths* Boy, it's time for some TOUGH love.

Mirrors can't talk. Lucky you, they can't laugh either

That would be kinda creepy if they could

Too hot and precious for your own good.

I-

*hug* and claimed. *friendwise*

Unless..?

*bonk* only fren

Oki

Bruh you aren’t a human you a wolf that had a a human dad and a wolf mom bruh I guess fleas need a home too bruh. You dirty as hell because you act like a dog. Hope you like the roast 👍

What was that 💀

A roast why

Pff

Damn, thanks bro

Ya welcome

:)