yes

Is there a timeline where I win a single battle in splatoon

hundreds

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No Ultran Dream?

self ask: what's the worst dream you've had?
answer from Eggy: I once woke up in a timeline where i was crammed into a bad with just about every powerful female I know. I was horrified. the cherry on top was that nobody had clothes on so you could guess what happened the night before. I seriously considered ending myself then and there.

you can't kill something that's already killed itself

They're aren't killing eggy, they're arresting eggy

Eggy's the one who suffered, why is he getting arrested?

Is there a timeline where Candystripe marries Eggy

Eggy: unfortunately, yes some where.

knifeboi: is there a timeline where I'm a spoon

Gunslinger: looking at the other people’s questions, looks like you had a pretty bad time. Did any of them involve a place where you felt like you were slightly being lifted up but gravity kept you on the ground?

one did, barely remember it tho

Dunno if you’ve heard of it before, but that place is the downside. Basically an opposite and at the same time exact same world.