Your _____ ___s you (or Your ___ ___ with you)

Your ___ __ you (or with you); Your Crush Goes Out with you; Your dad haves fun with you; Your mom doesn’t try to annoy you but annoys you; Your crush says your ugly; Your best friend steals your dog; your dad gave you the wrong plate; your mom and dad left you for no reason; your dog pushes you off a 12 floor hotel; your family member shoots you with a AK-47; your best friend and your crush stabs you with a knife