f**k yeah

I wish I could have it on loop

I try to call you everyday

The one who was right all along

Better to be laughed at than wrong

I’m an expert in my field

UFOlogy, yes it’s all real

Ancient aliens, it’s all true

I’m an expert just like you

And like you, im a genius before my time

Disbelieving, that’s the real crime

Pretty soon, they’ll discover me

in the Super-Sargasso Sea

I try to call you everyday

What can I say when the truth comes out

(Of my very own mouth)
I’ve been working on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out

(Now, now, now)
'Cause I'm the right one

On my touch-tone telephone

Im rehearsing what to say when

the truth comes out

(Of my very own mouth)
I’ve been working on a unified theory

if I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out

‘Cause I’m the right one

on my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

I’m the only one (hey)

on your AM, AM radio

Don’t hang up yet, I’m not done

I’m an expert, I’m the one

bro my tagline💀

also i’m listening to The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

Nice