HANB Part 7.mp3

Blook: "Man that was hard."

Me: If I hear because f**k you one more time, I'm gonna maul you, and im not talking about you Narrator.

King Bingus: "I'm gonna laser you because f**k you again again"

*Then I maul King Bingus to death*

i made part 8

Hanazuki: Ok.

*Blook burns the rainbow rush*

Me: Why is everything attacking us for no reason now! We just saved hemkas from an evil bingus and now this!

Floppa: "Mew meow meow"
TVHead: "Translating..."

Hanazuki: What's he saying?

Translation, sourced from TVHead: That was only the start. The Bloons have convinced the Bingus Army to help them.

Me: Ooooh.

Floppa: "Meow"
Translation: We must fight back!

Me: Well ofc

*Ice mage uses a radial freeze attack*

Me: Neat.

*It's deflating, but needs to be damaged more to reveal what's inside.*

*The hemkas morph into some weapons like spears and swords*

*Ice Mage summons the other Mages to help her*

Me: I kinda forgot hemkas can do that.

*The Fire Mage can use a radial fire attack, the Lightning Mage a thundercloud attack, and the Normal Mage a starblast.*

Hanazuki: How many Bloons are they.

Blook: "An entire army."

Hanazuki: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THAT'S LIKE....... How many?

Blook: "There's thousands, maybe millions of waves of them."

Me: Yeah tell me about it.

*Ice Mage looks at the hemkas*

*The Pink one looks at Blook*

Blook: ?

*It gives Blook the cute eyes*

Blook: "Huh?"

Me: Awww, I think the pink one likes you.

Blook: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

*It jumps on you*

Classic: "Whar?"

Edge: 🤨
*Then I started breathing fire at the Bloons*
Hanazuki: I think you got him crazy

*OH MY GOD THE BFB*

*I grab the BFB and throws it into a random wall*

*That, however does nothing, as it's a giant f**king blimp.*

*I started scratching it*

*Nobody notices, but King Bingus is watching.*

*Then I smell King Bingus*
Edge: He's smelling something. He must've have perfect sense of smell.

*He calls in the next boss, The Bingus Master.*

*I growl at the King Bingus*

*He's a cube-shaped Bingus with cube hands.*

*I breath fire at King Bingus*

*He's too far for your fire breath to hit him, so try burning the ZOMG.*

Hanazuki: Well he doesn't know if it's inscrutable or no-
*But I did an electric blast at the ZMOG*

*Blook slashes it open*

*I use my claws to slash it, just to help Blook a little*

*The ZOMG breaks into 4 BFBs, which contain 4 MOABs each, containing 4 Ceramic Bloons each. This is gonna be hard...*

*I breath blue fire which is something new*

Blook:

Hanazuki: What?

Blook: "It's a reference to Dry Bowser."

Me: Anyways since I'm able to talk, Ok King Bingus, the line ends here! I think.

*He uses a go back to normal because f**k you ray on you, but Blook deletes it*

Me: Not this time!

*Blook slashes him*

*I pinned King Bingus to the ground*
Me: Any last words before you become dragon prey?

*He calls on Bingus Soldiers to distract you*

*I breath fire at the Bingus Soldiers*

*He shoots from his Laser Crown*

*I blocked the shots with my wings*

*He makes them not get blocked because f**k you again*

Hanazuki: Well is there a way to destroy all of them quickly?

Blook: "No, but they'll come in waves, so you can take time in between their attacks."

Hanazuki: Ok

*The MOAB pops into 4 of the brown ones(Ceramic Bloons)*

Me: Oh boy

*These contain 2 Rainbows.*

Me: 2

*Fire Mage burns some of the Bloons*

Me: How many waves tho?

Blook: "A lot."

Me: I think it wants a hug.

*Then a rush of... whatever these are comes*

Me: Is that rainbow heart.

Blook: "No, they're BLOONS!"

Me: Oh.

Blook: "POP THEM!"

*I starting popping them*

*Here's the hierarchy.*

Hanazuki: Hmm?

*Ignore the one that points up to the pink one. It's merged into just a type of Bloon, along with the heart ones, which grow layers back to the one they started with.*

Hanazuki: Still, I'm glad we don't have to deal with that thing.

Blook: "We will... VERY SOON."

*Then a red glow suddenly appeared*

Blook: "If that's a bad thing i'm disabling it from existing."

*It's only coming from me, don't worry it's only for the enemies*

*I don't trust you. Keep it up and I'm disabling your powers.*

*I breath red fire at the enemies*

*Blook calls an airstrike on the Bloons*

*Then it changes to a purple fire*

Blook: "What"

*The blue does more damage than regular fire, plus it's even more hotter I think*

*Blook gets badly damaged*

*I notice Blook got damaged*

*His attack and speed rises, because of his ability. His defense also rises.*

*Then I get back breathing blue fire at the enemies*

*Blook becomes more powerful, able to use a Heal ability and can send fireballs at the enemy.*

*I use my thagomizer at the enemies*

*A DDT comes out of the trees*

Hanazuki: GUYS LOOK OUT!

Blook: "What, I don't see anything."
*Engineer covers it with foam, cleaning off the camouflage patterns on it.*
Blook: "OH GOD ITS A DDT*

Hanazuki: I still have that weapon that the Ice Mage gave me soooo.
*She attacks the bloons*

Ice Mage: "Just to warn you, it deflates after a while."

Hanazuki: It does?

Ice Mage: "It's inflatable. It can, however be re-inflated after it deflates."

Hanazuki: Sounds cool.

*Blook is burning the Bloons*

*The red hemka tells the blue and yellow hemkas morph themselves*

*A MOAB comes out of the trees*

Me: LOOK OUT!

*DJ uses the spikes on his shoulders to damage it*
DJ: "What did you think, these were just cosmetic?"

Hanazuki: What?

[im eating]

Hanazuki: Well i never seen you before. Who are you?

[im the world master
we've met before]

Hanazuki: Since when? I'm sorry I never been in Planet Imgflip.

[we met at the end of the void arc]

*Ok World Master no need to predict the future, even tho it was like... 3 months from now? Maybe?*

*SHUT UP*

*WE AREN'T ARGUING AGAIN COUSIN*
Hanazuki: ........ Idek what's going on rn.
Me, in dragon form talking: Yeah me too.
Hanazuki: Hey your talking.
Me: Yeah idk why I haven't said a word as a dragon, is it just because all dragons just roar and breath any type of elements. Well has everyone heard of Smaug?

Blook:

*I breath the rainbow at the ZOMB*

*The DDTs get foamed*

Hanazuki: When is that Behemoth gonna come?

*What the BAD or King Bingus*

Hanazuki: I'm talking about the Behemoth.

*What*

Hanazuki: Ahh, nvm.

*What is this Behemoth thing you're talking about*

Hanazuki: That Blook told me about!

*Idk maybe he meant the BAD*

Hanazuki: How do we deal with that!

Blook: "Well, it's resistant to sharp stuff and explosions, and it contains 4 camo regrow ceramic Bloons."

Hanazuki: So that means..

Blook: "It means what?"

Hanazuki: Most dangerous Bloon!?!?!?!

Blook: "No, I've heard of one stronger than the DDT. It's a behemoth with over 50,000 HP> Almost 100K when fortified."

*Nevermind that's the RBE the real HP is way lower*

Hanazuki: I'm glad we haven't seen it yet.

Blook: "Narrator corrected me since I was reading the RBE not the HP"

Hanazuki: Oh

Blook: "IT IS STILL A BAD THING THAT THIS HAS 20,000 HP, 40,000 WHEN FORTIFIED."

Hanazuki: We need to stop that King Bingus!

*Blook starts to transform.*

Hanazuki: Oh no your turning into a dragon too, aren't you.

*He grabs a sword in one hand, and a walkie-talkie in the other.*

Hanazuki: Your turning into something else.

*He grows wings, and gets a golden aura*

Hanazuki: Oh my.

*He's officially turned into Admin Blook.*

Hanazuki: You cool Blook.

Blook: "Thanks, but now we have two powerful people in town!"

*Then I electric blast at Bingus Master*
Hanazuki: Is that lightning?!

*It only hits the BFB, but it breaks into 4 MOABs.*

*I attack the MOABs*

*An Alchemist appears*

*I notice the Alchemist*

*He waves and gets upgraded a bit to Acidic Mixture Dip/Perishing Potions crosspath*

*Then I continued fighting the Master Bingus*

*The Alchemist buffs Blook*

*I swing my thagomizer at Master Bingus*

*As there's still one MOAB left, it gets destroyed by your thagomizer, but there are still 16 ceramic Bloons left. Don't get mad at me, I didn't make it like this.*

*The a tail grows out with a thagomizer at the end of the tail*

*A cake monster gets killed by Blook*

*Then wings grow on my back*

*HES BECOMING A DRAGON*

Hanazuki: A WHAT!

*Idk i just think he is

*Then horns grew on my head and claws on my hand was well*

*wot*

* Turn into a dragon*

Blook:

Hanazuki: Hey Blook, what's the strongest Bloon again?

Blook: "Depends on if you include bosses. Bloonarius is probably the strongest boss, but the strongest non-boss is the BAD.:

Hanazuki: Oh ok.

*Blook burns the DDTs*

*I bite on the DDTs*

*Forgot they're immune to sharp things, didn't you??*

*Then I breath blue fire at DDTs*

*Blook uses Stab Barrage on a ZOMG*

*Well now I know what would I look like as a female at least*
Hanazuki: Where's that King Bingus tho?

*He's over on that hill wiating to strike.*

Hanazuki: I'm gonna go after him, wish me luck guys!

*You can't. There's an ANNOYING F**KING BORDER blocking you from exiting this area.*

Hanazuki: Why do you always jinx it?

*What*

Hanazuki: Da nvm.
*The purple hemkas comes out from hiding and morphs into a sword for Hanazuki to grab*

*Once the BAD's child Bloons are defeated, King Bingus decides to take matters into his own hands.*

Hanazuki: Alright King Bingus or should I say, King Pingus.

Blook:

Hanazuki: What, I thought this would offend him.

[nom nom chomp]

Me: And what do you mean by a lot?
*My eye twitches a little*

Blook: "A lot a lot."

Me: Keep saying a lot, cuz I'm gonna keep asking "What do you mean by a lot"
*My eye twitches a lot rn*
Hanazuki: Is he ok?

Blook: "I mean THOUSANDS Of waves of Bloons."

*My eye twitches even more*
Hanazuki: Oooooh boy.

*WHY IS YOUR EYE TWITCHING*