When the spider you were about to hit with a shoe runs away

Yes

When you shoot the spider with a modified M4A1 with incinerary rounds and extended magazines along with an oppressor barrel attached, empty 4 whole magazines and the spider is still breathing:

Okay

Did you ever hear the betrayal of Narwhal The Based? I thought not. It’s not a story we would usually would tell you. It’s a pre-site-mod legend. Nar was an Original User of MSmg, so based and so chad, she would use her popularity to influence the her followers to make her an owner… She had such a knowledge of the our history that she could even keep the ones he cared about from dying, through her stories. The funny side of MSmg is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only things he was afraid of was losing her user, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she was so overcome with the state of things that she tried to end MSmg forever. Ironic. She could be the greatest, most loved user, but go down in history as the worst for one action.

I am not reading all that.

Why hit it with a shoe when yoi can just crush it with your hands

This is Australia. Most spiders have enough venom to kill the average human with a single bite.

i live in australia

cool