I wish I could say that this isn't real.

Hey guys it's me Flying Gorilla from my new app on the app store, Flying Gorilla. It's a free download andi hope you check it out, and-and I hope (dead)

LMAOO

For more context, I was in a school group chat, and I kind of deleted the whole thing, then started a new one and apologized for it.
...And then I pasted that.