Phil_matibag announcement

jhon

pass

pass

palutena

maybe

yes

yes

agreed
but only if im slightly tipsy

hey, half-life, Gordon here.

Light skin stare

HARD smash

Idc if it's not a person

toad

No wau you gotta smash this dude

Item #: SCP-789-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it

Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.

sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.

Addendum: if you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt.

Ok edgy 14 year old

poop ghost is so edgy i so edgy waaaaaaaa

Wait, how is she/he/attackhelicopter/pufferfish edgy?

Because he copypasta a furry and that's edgy

Do...you even know what edgy is?

BRUH I SUCK AT KNOWING

And you have a bfdi name. I'm pretty confident that you're under the age of 11

That name is old, i use it as a joke

ahh

We can clearly tell

Item #: SCP-789-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it

Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.

sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.

Addendum: if you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt.

because this idoit (not a typo) didn't bother to read the text and called me edgy because scp, without getting the freaking joke.

Do not worry, I will shove SCP-420-j in your mouth....with NO lighter.