it's humorous, but also true

Yes

"Shattered the Male Witch"
🎵 Shattered is the Male Witch that lives by the dump.
He sells potions and who-knows-what, out of his trunk
If you've had a fender bender, or lost your keys,
He whispered that curse.. upon the breeze!
Baseball card somehow bent
Coin collection suddenly spent
Missed the bus, car won't start,
Show up late, and then you fart!
Has your boyfriend left you? Did a bird poop on you? Find a spider in your mailbox? Or some rocks in your shoe?
Well, it must be Shattered, he'll curse anything that moves.🎵

Nice!

Thanks

I can't make a song

Reason for writing this:
In the BT AU, he can do four things:
1. Create hallucinations
2. Make people forget important information
3. Can cause magic-induced nightmares
4. Give someone bad luck

*loads crossbow* Can I murder him now?

I tried to sing this without laughing
I like it alot

Thanks