I mean, does it not taste good?

*slowly dumps pumpkin seeds into my orange juice before drinking it*

What the f**k is wrong with you? I thought I was weird for dipping chicken nuggets in apple sauce, but then I hear you and I thought to myself, "Hey, maybe I am normal!"

i also sometimes put my own blood on my food if there's no ketchup available

I sometimes put my own dick inside of my ass to pleasure myself.

isn't that kind of gay

Apple sauce and cheeseballs be bussin

ong people who do that should be arrested for 50 years