to do wars, have a comment battle. also do that with peace treaties

wait why does canada have nukes?

i asked if they made nukes with their research lab and they said yes

I'll attack Washington

ok

wait spacefanatic owns that is he offline?

?

wait no hes online go on the new post and battle him

How do I battle

just comment with him like an argument

what can i even attack

invent a boat?

invent a boat and then attack wisconsin (try to capture it)

ok

and then plant dairy and cranberry farms (to feed the people) and train my army

ok

Only in Ohio

wdym

:)

cool

I'm Ohio

I take all of Virginia and Maryland to gain access to the ocean.

can i ally with you (i'm chicago)

yes

yay

I have access to nukes (I'm Ohio). One of you can ally and I dismiss the other

did you even fucing read the ohio owner

Nope

then read it

Wait if ohio is a canada ally then who am i fighting?

idk

lmao I think we've been bamboozled

wait did i tell you ohio was already claimed

false. I asked first

wait wat

IDK I leave and give Ohio to Therapi

no I control ohio

as of when?

nvm. i went too deep too fast

forever and now

ok

lol ok

dude, hear me out. arkansas and lousiana can farm. Iowas missile factory, missouri the research and army training

dude look at hectate's comment
"Due to therapi having very little defense, I easily conquer the northern area of Iowa."

hecate's*

fack

hectates??? hectates???

ii meant you

Due to therapi having very little defense, I easily conquer the northern area of Iowa.
Test #3 of the Serum. It works, but about 13% of the tests have been diagnosed with Cancer shortly after.
I shall make another farm, but donate it to Canada.

lol when you split a country

bish- cant we truce?

I already am in a 3 way alliance. Your target is like a sore thumb.

Meh, take me out, Idrc. Remember, Lousiana has New orleans. Great inport and export.

Welp, that was easy!

DUDE WE GOT BOATS NOW. SHIPPING =$$. $$= GOOD ECONOMY

LETS GO

YUHHH

OR. I can be a advisor of sorts. I was just not prepared

ok! Make sure I don't do anything stupid and such

cool

Test #4 of Serum: It works, but... Wait, no reported downsides?? WE DID IT YEAHHHHHH

With this powerful discovery, and the newly owned land, I DECLARE MYSELF THE LEADER OF THE DAKOTAN EMPIRE!!!

BEWARE THE WRATH OF CANADA

We have an alliance, or at least a truce, for now

period, boo

whar?

*sigh* nvm. Now, spamton gave me ohio, s theres that

no, read more

therapi opened the ports

no one invented boat yet

oh wells

actually someone invented boat you can use now

cool

so do you want to

yeah, tell hectate the ports are opened in Louisiana. we finan have fun.

ok