full balkan slander:
Slovenia loves everyone (bisexual)
Croatians can't avoid the beach
Minesweeper+Extreme Poverty+Scarring Ethnic Divides=Bosnia
All Serbians are people who live in ghettos and f**ked your mom somehow
All Montenegrins are gay people who live in ghettos and f**ked your dad somehow
All Macedonians are people who live in ghettos and are all eternally virgins
and Albania is the following:
RED AND BLACK I DRESS
EAGLE ON MY CHEST
GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN
I KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH
FOR FLAG I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE
AN ALBANIAN
... repeated a million times over until they die of food poisoning.
