Man breaks into bank to cook a hot pocket

Bro he was just hungry bro chill police.

yes

same

What do you do with this rocket of yours?

[REDACTED]

Hmm… that’s suspicious

Totally did not bomb Ohio

So that’s why they are so weird, they all are radioactive from the fallout from your nuke

Yeah thats one reason

Ah

I think I recall bombing the moon one time as well 🤔

So that’s why there is so many craters

Yes.

Only in Florida
Florida is the primal Ohio tbh

Its actually in California

Nah
Only in Idaho

nahhh detroit 💀💀💀

Detroit definitely not
Definitely Delaware

fr

Damn right my brotha

yes

Uhhhh
Ok then

Ohio is the starting point for Australia.

Fax

Is the term for a person from Ohio an Ohioan? Idk but now it is.

No Texas is

You had one job

Nah this man from ohio

Yeah