what country is that

suicide island

fatherless island

"Erm, akshually, my dad did"

yes thank you for noticing

why yes

would you like to buy a rope for 5$?

Nah. God did. Common trans L.

How come you still alive?

because i haven’t died yet

Want a noose?

no thanks
if i ever die it’s gotta be cooler than that
like mauled by a bear or something

I gotchu

sending a bear to your location

no not rn
like i’d be old and wrinkly and nearly defeat the bear, or manage to kill the bear sacrificing myself in the process
that’d be pretty badass

no f**k that

bear now

but i’d be able to defeat the bear in my prime

anything can be a weapon
i mean i’m already in a school so there are scissors
but i have my keys
if i have them stick out between my fingers with my fist balled up i can punch while drawing blood

that's cool and all

but can you defeat Cocaine Bear

IT KEEPS DOING THAT FOR WHAT

ye

not cap my good sir

I thought you were suicidal

no i’m not?

You a tr-tr- uck goddammit

yeah doesn’t mean i’m suicidal dumbass

besides, why would i let nikocado outlive me?

Why would I let transgenders outlive me?

who says you have to let us? we will outlive you out of spite you foolish coward

Doubt.