*the man that shot you was wearing a full metal face covering while holding a pistol made of wood and metal that had no trigger. He kills you. You wake up on a beach again*
Oh, hi, I'm J
*My cock fully hardens to about 9 inches*
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*The "woman" turns out to be a 9 year old screaming slurs into his shitty mic while chasing you down with a rock. The immersive Rust survival experience.*
OK, you know what? Time to teach the kid a lesson, this kid deserves to be traumatized at this point
*I knock the rock out of the kids hand and push them down onto the ground* Now don't say that shit again or I'll make you suck my cock
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*a fully armored man barges into your shitty little base and shoots you dead*