Blank White Template

Hans: (has SOME experience with survival since he is in ww1)

*the weather is hot. I mean like, really hot. Almost desert like.

Hans: (imediatly tries to find a tree)

*you find a cactus, that's it*

Hans: ich nicht use to ze desert, (checks for any thing from the cactus to drink)

*It pricks you! Ouch.*

Hans: ACHT (tries to find
A tree the sequel)

*you eventually find a tree*

hans: (tries to hide under tree)

Well, hopefully I'll find naked women, but my first priority is survival

*you look around*

Well, what to do......

*you find a tree. Bash it with your rock?*

Eh, why not

*you bash it with a rock*

Good thing Super Strength comes in handy, I'll take the tree back

*the night starts falling and you decide to make a base*

All done! That was a challenge

*Guess what mate. That f**king bloke tbags you.*

Ghost me: Damnit

*you respawn at a beach. BUT GUESS WHAT! YOU HAVE NO ITEMS! Besides a rock and a torch!*

Alright, I'm going to look for the women

*You find no women. But hey, atleast you found a gun in an abandoned gas station. Yippee i guess?*

Well, a gun will work, but I need to find the women, or at least one hot woman, THE GRINDSET

*Also you found a chocolate bar*

Well, at least the bar is useful, now to find a woman, naked me means there HAS to be a naked woman, and I would like that

*you find a naked woman*

Oh, hi, I'm J
*My cock fully hardens to about 9 inches*

*you decide to rest... But wake up to a gunshot! Oh no!*

*I immediately cover my cock* Shoot

*The "woman" turns out to be a 9 year old screaming slurs into his shitty mic while chasing you down with a rock. The immersive Rust survival experience.*

OK, you know what? Time to teach the kid a lesson, this kid deserves to be traumatized at this point
*I knock the rock out of the kids hand and push them down onto the ground* Now don't say that shit again or I'll make you suck my cock

The raging kid: NI**ER! YOU F**KING NI**ER! YOU STILL HAVE A ROCK YOU NI**ER! SUCK MY ASS!

No, YOU SUCK MY DICK
*I force their character's mouth on my cock*

*It suck... And likes it. Alot even.* (Hoo boy this rp is getting spicy. Memechat?)

(Yeah)
https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=b_b56wPpOzMQr-jdxHzh07OuNzJUa0tz

*a fully armored man barges into your shitty little base and shoots you dead*

I WANTED WOMEN!!!!! *dies*

J: ..great.

*The weather is hot, really hot. Maybe find some water?*

J: *stands up* .. hello?!
*they don't get an answer*
J: good, I didn't think so. *starts walking around*

*you eventually find a cactus. Bash it with your rock?*

J: wait, cacti contain water! *bashes it with her rock*

*you have cactus juice on you... But hey, atleast you found some juicy watery flesh!*

J: ^^ guess this won't be too difficult as long as I find my way around

*you eat the flesh*

J: like a tasteless watermelon..eh, still good nonetheless

*you wander a little and find a barrel. Bash it with your rock?*

J: perfect! *does so*

*the sun rises... Maybe make a plan to take revenge?*,

J: ..hm..

*you have a rock and a torch next to you, again.

J: ..i-is this a dream..? *grabs them*

*the man that shot you was wearing a full metal face covering while holding a pistol made of wood and metal that had no trigger. He kills you. You wake up on a beach again*

J: *screams and jumps up to their feet* . .

*you get shot in the leg while running*

J: -!! *falls* no, NO!

*you wake up to a gunshot... Oh no!*

J: WHAT IN THE NAME OF- *grabs the sleeping bag to cover up and flees*

*you decide to rest...*

J: *yawns and eventually falls asleep within their small base*

*You decide to make a small 2x2 base*

J: that should do for now. Not bad

*you decide to place a sleeping bag, just in case*

J: mm..

*you wander even more*

J: *feels the wind on their bare body and shudders* definitely need shelter