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That cockroach would sue me for stepping on it fr 😭
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A SHORT STORY CALLED DETECTIVE SINISTAIRE; ONE TIME THERE WERE 3 GIRLS NAMED AVERY, EMILIA, AND CHARLOTTE. THEY WERE A GROUP OF DETECTIVES WHO WERE INVESTIGATING A MURDER. CHARLOTTE NOTICED THAT THE WEAPON WAS DESIGNED FOR LEFT HANDERS AS SHE WAS LEFT-HANDED HERSELF. SHE ALSO KNEW THAT ONE OF THE SUSPECTS WAS A LEFTY. BUT SHE REFUSED TO TELL ANYONE BECAUSE IT WAS TOO CLICHE AND SHE WANTED TO PUT A GOOD IMAGE ON LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE LIKE HER. SHE HAD A CRISIS OVERNIGHT. SHE AND THE OTHER TWO GIRLS QUESTIONED A SUSPECT WHO WASN'T A LEFTY. SHE HAD ANOTHER CRISIS OVERNIGHT BECAUSE THEY NEEDED TO FIND OUT WHO IT WAS FAST, BUT THE OLD DETECTIVE MOVIES CAME TO HER MIND. SHE THOUGHT, "HOW DO THEY EVEN NOTICE? I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED AND I'M THE ONLY LEFTY OF THE THREE." THEN SHE HAD AN AHA MOMENT. SHE REALIZED THAT THE REASON SHE KNEW WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS LEFT-HANDED. SHE THOUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF TRYING NOT TO MAKE THIS ONE LOOK BAD, SHE DECIDED TO SHOW EVERYONE SHE WAS GOOD. SHE TOLD EVERYONE THAT THE TOOL WAS SINISTRAL, AND THAT SHE KNEW BECAUSE SHE WAS SINISTRAL. SHE CLAIMED SHE WAS SCARED OF THE CLICHE AND HAD A CRISIS ABOUT WHETHER TO TELL IT OR NOT. EVERYONE SURPRISINGLY UNDERSTOOD, AND THE MURDERER WAS PUT IN JAIL. CHARLOTTE SMILED. SHE WOULD REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
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Man this roach based af
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