im a villain im a bad guy hi i hope you're having an evil day today

bring my laptop out of my bag to play rain world while you watch in jealousy

i could just play rain worl on my intedo stitch

SO HAPPY TOGETHER

Wait to be let out. And also nerd about baseball

Probably dump info about firearms on you

i would forger everything you say within a matter of moments

Probably best you did, it’s not very important unless you want a gun

i want somebody to admire my shoes

Do they look cool?

eh

haiwnd

learn hwo to be shad

-be gamer
-also bad artist
-also short
-have a very screechy voice
-be antisocial
-have adhd
-look ugly

classic shad

lets get married and run awya omg

get me some skittles but i didn't wanna pay for them

*gets skittles*
now les get mawrrued

*beats you with a hammer, takes the skittles and leaves*

this is what true love is like

i knew i shoullda raped em while i had the cahnce

i'm a violins't person

classic shad

lets have hot passionate bootysex

*kicks the nearest child at you like it's a soccer ball*

*eats the kid*
tasty. ur next

*goes into creative mode and summons a bunch of vulture grubs*

*publicly sexes*

what about me 😥😥

*publicly fuggs you*