I thought of this random thing
*Sephiroth sees Sayori sitting on a bench and crying*
Sephiroth: Is everything alright, Sayori?
Sayori: No, Sephiroth. People used to make fun of my boobs because they were too small, but now they’re making fun of them because they’re too big! What have I done wrong, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Oh, Sayori, don’t say that about yourself. You’re perfect just the way you are, and no one should convince you otherwise. *switches to an angry tone* As for those who would dare say that about you, they’re not leaving before I give them despair