It’s time for Day 10 of the magical September 2001 calendar

Monday, September 10, 2001

Michael Jackson announces he’s making a comeback
Michael Jordan announces his plans to return to the court
Some Brazilian politician is assassinated

This news, along with the L.A. earthquake of September 9, will no doubt be the news of the week

Also, New York is very cloudy and rainy due to cold fronts from Hurricane Erin, and Infamy masturbates on the South Tower of the World Trade Center