Oi ma’e. I don’ give a bloo’y hell if you are gonna ‘ie to gud ol’ rushy, I wan’ to enjoy ma’ bloo’y tea in peace!

imagine when you are getting in the closet and see this jack instead and a voice saying "bruv, you are opposing me in my closet, ill kindly ask yo to leav, mate"

Oi bruv, it appears you were opposing me in my dear closet, hereby ill kindly ask you to leave, mate.
Now let me have my cup o tea.