You Tell Me, Who's Smarter?

I JUST GOT MY GENDER STUDIES DEGREE FROM AN ELITE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL, I'M $250,000 IN DEBT, AND I CAN'T FIND A JOB; I JUST FINISHED MY TECHNICAL COLLEGE APPRENTICESHIP AND I'VE GOT NO DEBT, WITH A $125,000 PER YEAR JOB THAT CAN'T BE OFFSHORED