Havn't done an rp with this guy in a long time (no joke, military, and the other usual stuff)

Sam: woah

?: yep

Pretty epic dude *holds up hand in high five*

?: ... *grabbed his hand and put it down* no

Why?

?: do you not remember why I was here in the first place?

To torture me

?: exactly... but i've decided not to

Why??

?: ... are you not afraid?

I’ve seen a lot of weird things in my time bud

?: ... oh

Should I be afraid?

?: yes

Oh. Ok then *mock screaming*

?: It's no use now...

Sorry. I guess?

?: *everything went normal, and he was now just standing slightly far away from you*

Hmm

?: *let go of sam*

Why did you let me go?

?: I was gonna see if you ran away

So… how are you gonna torture me? You gonna be creative or do it the old fashioned way?

?: how would you like me to do it?

?: *right beside you* hello

Sam: *blinks sleepily* oh. It’s you.

?: yep

*punches and runs out bedroom door*

?: *you bump into him as soon as you go out the door* nuh uh uh *pushed you to the ground hard*

Sam: *pulls up the floorboard and goes into a slide he had there in case he ran into a powerful cosmic entity*

?: *picked you up* you can't escape me

Bro how are you holding me this is literally a slide and the floorboards closed behind me

*you realized that they were stopped, no longer moving*
?: I have my ways

… quick question. What dimension do you think were in?

If you can fulfill my following wishes then you can choose
1. Do the opposite of my next wish
2. Don’t fulfill my third wish
3. Ignore my first wish

?: already done

Hmm how?

?: you can't fool me with your mind games, mortal

Ok then. What do you do?

?: *picked him up* how about I do some mind games of my own?

Ok. I love a good game

?: *sigh* well... *the teeth were gone now*

Well what? What was your plan?

?: I can't really scare someone that can't be scared... I guess I'll just go with plan B *picked you up by the throat* *in a sinister tone* how would you like to die?

Of old age *kicks at the face*

?: agh.... damn it *lets go, and you start falling down a very deep hole*

*as he falls* I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PLAN IS!!!

?: *beside him* I'm gonna kill you so you can wake up

Why do I need to wake up?

Ezeara: so I can torture you in the real world
*you hit the ground, waking you up*

Sam: *looks around*

?: well, the side effects of my game may include you going insane
*then everything went dark like before*

Ha! I’m already insane

*an eye appeared from the darkness*
?: oh really?

Yup. I once kidnapped a person and used them as energy for a portal!

?: well

*smiles*

?: I've done worse

Really? Can I hear some of it!

?: I've killed multiple t-rexs and used the as a house in the prehistoric age, I've killed an entire village of people for fun

Well then…

?: the real world

Hmm. Very Specific. But how do we know this isn’t a dream?

?: does this hurt? *he punched you *in the stomach, and it hurt a bunch*

OW!! YA THAT HURT!!

?: then we are in the real world

Alice: *walks into room* SAM WHY ARE YOU YELLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING NIGHT!!

?: *teleported up to her* because of me *still holding Sam*

Alice: oh. Sam did you not remember to use the slide?

?: he tried

Alice: well good luck *walks off*