The No Context MSMG Show

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How dare you confuse Onan Co’Brien with his cousin Conan O’Brien

Onan: That was a long walk! (Referencing the distance between the curtains and the interview set)

I agree

Onan: Nice change to be a guest. It feels different when you’re behind the desk

That's true

Onan: Okay so are you the one interviewing me because *laughter* because I’m doing most of the talking right now

Yes *laughs and loudly slams the table due to laugh

Onan: …so….

So yeah this is where we talk about no context stuff

Onan: I killed a jaywalker in 2002.

Do i call the poli- oh wait police may know about it

Onan: So don’t tell Carlos but my legs are extraordinarily long, see this is why I have a desk, they’re hideous

Onan: Okay I think I’m done here, have a nice day, and stay tuned for tonight’s episode

Alright

No problem, have an nice day, and the next episode will be by 11 AM tommorow of MSMG time

Oh god

Onan: Just kidding, I did it in 2003

So anything you’ve ever done