The No Context MSMG Show

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How dare you confuse Onan Co’Brien with his cousin Conan O’Brien

Onan: That was a long walk! (Referencing the distance between the curtains and the interview set)

I agree

Onan: Nice change to be a guest. It feels different when you’re behind the desk

That's true

Onan: Okay so are you the one interviewing me because *laughter* because I’m doing most of the talking right now

Yes *laughs and loudly slams the table due to laugh

Onan: …so….

So yeah this is where we talk about no context stuff

Onan: I killed a jaywalker in 2002.

Oh god

Onan: Just kidding, I did it in 2003

So anything you’ve ever done

Do i call the poli- oh wait police may know about it

Onan: So don’t tell Carlos but my legs are extraordinarily long, see this is why I have a desk, they’re hideous

Onan: Okay I think I’m done here, have a nice day, and stay tuned for tonight’s episode

Alright

No problem, have an nice day, and the next episode will be by 11 AM tommorow of MSMG time