COPYPASTA:; MY NAME IS SKYLER WHITE, YO. [EXTENDED]
LOOK, LADY, WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING, I AIN'T BUYING, YO.
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WELL, MY NAME IS SKYLER WHITE, YO.
MY HUSBAND IS WALTER WHITE, YO.
UH, HUH.
HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
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\- SERIOUSLY?
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\- THAT'S RIGHT.
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW...
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IS A DEA AGENT.
AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CALL HIM.
NOT IF I HAVE TO.
UNDERSTOOD?
THIS IS YOUR ONE
AND ONLY WARNING.
DO NOT SELL MARIJUANA
TO MY HUSBAND.
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\- OKAY.
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\- I MEAN IT.
DON'T CALL OUR HOUSE AGAIN.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM,
OR YOU'LL BE ONE SORRY INDIVIDUAL.
YOU GOT ME?
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I THINK SO, YEAH.
NO MORE MARIJUANA.
I CAN DIG IT.
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YOU CAN DIG IT.
WONDERFUL.
NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF MY BUSINESS,
BUT YOU MIGHT WANNA CONSIDER
A DIFFERENT LINE OF WORK.
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OKAY.