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Me: This RPG game is goofy ahh

*Here's a map.*

Me: Creepy Animal people?

*They're good guys. Also, you start at your home.*

Me: Ok

*Choose town to begin!*

*I Choose town*

*The areas in the Town are the Witch Hut, Blacksmith, Shop, and the Mill.*

Me: I wonder what's in the shop?

*It sells a sword. That's all right now.*

Me: What do they worth?

*I think it's supposed to be an ally.*

Me: Well where do you find these dino like pokemons?

*Apparently some Pokemon got here and that includes a starter who got lost. He was originally in Paldea, before he got into a mess that sent him to the goblin cave.*

Me: Oooh.

*So, where will you go? Each area has a Pokemon.*

Me: Hmmm?

*The goblin cave is the safest, while the mountain of doom is the most dangerous.*

Me: Well ig Goblin Cave.

*There's an abundance of goblins, as the name suggests, and the end of the cave contains the Goblin King.*

Me: Are they friendly, cuz I heard they're very dangerous in my mythzoology book?

*The witch gives you a book called "Potion Recipes"*

Me: Well let's see what kinds of potions we can make?

*Health Potion - Needs 1 HP Banana
Magic Potion - Needs 1 MP Candy
Explosive Potion - Needs 1 Gunpowder
More will be added soon.-*

Me: Hmmm I wonder where I can find them?

*Gunpowder is dropped by creepers, just like in Minecraft.*

Me: Creepers?

*Yeah, also I heard a Fuecoco is in the goblin cave.*

Me: A what?

*This.*

Me: Aww, that doesn't look too bad

*It attacks!*

*I blocked it's attack with my sword. I must've got from ze shop ig*
Me: Nice try bucko

*You can't do that, but you can dodge occasionally. You need the Dodge skill to do that, though. Just for now I'll let you block so you don't die fast.*

Me: Ok what? Ahh nvm.
*I slashed the goblin*

*It takes 4 damage*

Me: How much health does this guy have?

*10*

Me: Well 6 left ig.

*Yeah*

Me: Well I know it's ze goblins turn.

*The shopkeeper will give you the sword for free.*

Me: Oh cool

*You can return later to get more items.*

Me: Ok

*Where will you go next?
Blacksmith status: No upgrades
Witch Hut status: Open
Mill status: Idk what the mill does rn*

Me: I'll go to the Witch's hut

*You need items to have the witch brew potions.*

Me: What items do I need?

*Any item that has a potion recipe.*

Me: Well where's the recipe list?

*Idk*

Me: Welp time to test this out. Wish me luck.
*Goes to Goblin Cave*

*Immediately, you notice a Fuecoco cornered by goblins*

Me: HEY, GET AWAY FROM IT!

*They attack you*

Me: Yep I knew it!

*To make your first battle easier, something devours two of the goblins, leaving one for the first battle.*

Me: What the? What devour these 2?

*It'll appear later, so keep an eye out!*

Me: Ok. Anyways, come at me you ugly goblin!

*It hits again*

Me: Dow! You MOTHERTRUCKER!
*I slashed it again*

*5 damage*

Me: Only one more.

*Fuecoco uses Ember on the goblin*

Me: Thx lil buddy

*It joins you. Will you give Fuecoco a nickname?*

Me: He kinda looks like a dinosaur soooo. I'mma name him, Sauron ig

*Sauron has joined your party! When you level him up, he'll evolve into Crocalor!*

ME: Oh sweet, just like other pokemon ig

*The next battle is against 2 goblins and a mage goblin!*

Me: Moar goblins aye. Well at least I have lil guy with me

*What will you do?*

*I slash the Mage Goblin*

*It has 15 HP, and you dealt 5 damage. It's Sauron's turn now!*

Me: GO on buddy!

*You can use Ember or Tackle.*

*Sauron uses Tackle on Mage Goblin*

*7 damage!*

Me: Im guessing it ze goblins turn