keep calm and write huge essays

KEEP CALM AND; write huge essays. So one time I was playing on my Nintendo Switch but I couldn’t find the game I was looking for. 5 minutes later I realized that I didn’t actually purchase the game yet. I tried to sneak past “security” to get to Dad’s wallet. But I realized he threw his wallet all the way down to Town Hall. I tried to get there, but it was too far away. I took a car, but I realized I don’t have my driver’s license yet. So I took a bus, but the next bus would come hours later. So I spent the next hours on my phone using ImgFlip. There were some good memes, and some crappy memes. The bus arrived. I got on and 15 minutes later, I got to Town Hall. I took the wallet and hopped back on the bus. 25 minutes later, I got back home. I got my Nintendo Switch, went to the shop, and realized the game didn’t actually exist. Then my dad saw me with my wallet, and the rest is history.