Kirby with a gun

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"I identify as they/them"

"how about you identify some bit-"

hey that joke was originally told as “respect their pronouns before i turn you into a was/were” so you’re f**kin unoriginal

The phantom, exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red(rags?) I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker! we die

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