It was a really good fight we were putting up
But, Bill Cosby just wouldn't budge
He kept eating them pudding cups
It was hard to beat him, he was super tough
Punch after punch, he just kept on clocking me
While he was doing it, he was doing comedy
It was pretty funny, honestly
I hate to admit, then I snapped out of it
When he used his sweater as a makeshift whip
Hit me in the legs and he made me trip
Man, we were getting our asses kicked
And that wasn't even the last of it; 🎵😁🎶