my how to gamer tutorial (description); Step 1: move to Massachusetts Step 2: walk into a middle school during lunch for one of the grades Step 3: scream "YOU ALL ARE F*GGOTS" Step 4: punch the closest adult Step 5: summon a bagpipe and a french child Step 6: tell the french child to start beatboxing Step 7: bagpipe turns french child into a white frog Step 8: oh no Step 9: perish Step 10: prepare the sacrifice Step 11: eat pompoms Step 12: go find some bricks to throw at elderly people Step 13: realize you are living in a false world with fake people and that you are all by yourself, an insane person living in the apocalypse alone, with nobody to cry out to for help when you inevitably get attacked by an entity from the 73rd dimension with near to no chance of survival, having your life ended in mere moments by an incomprehensible entity simply known as The Void Creature Step 14: just think about life decisions step 15: slowly descend into madness in this little false secluded world you have driven yourself into as your real body rots and fades away, leaving nothing but bones