Rose

thats not true

ask grandpa how perfect you are-

Ew.

🤣

Bro nahhhhh

i just made a sound like a microwave

was it a weird type of wheeze?

Lmao

NAW

My girlfriend keeps telling me that I’m way too perfect for her while she doesn’t deserve me but all I tell her is that she shouldn’t think that lowly of herself because I could have dated so many other people but I chose her

💀

My hands hurt

Mad cap
He ain’t perfect

Well perfect compared to me

He's a blue-eyed blondie, has an amazing body, looks skinny, tall, has a sex that actually makes sense.

Everything I'm not

You just described the average Nazi Aryan’s body 💀

LMAO

Spit x Hitler

LMFAO

Spit x Hitler

NAWW

LMAO

BROOOO

Spit x Hitler

my honest reaction: https://youtu.be/Bm36Z4yWRkc?t=35

Lol

LMAO

Spit x Hitler

nawww

Hehehehaw

lol

SURGERY, EYE CONTACTS, HAIR DYE, WEIGHT LOSS—

I weigh 70 pounds I don't think weight loss is gonna help me from looking fat

naw ain't you 16/17 you should really go to the doctor

shes apparently also like 4 foot something so thats actually in proportion

DAMN
i thought he was like 5 foot or sum💀💀

I'm 5'1

you're severely underweight and thats not okay like you could actually die or something

I DONT THINK THATS NORMAL WEIGHT THEN-

lmao ik

well technically

if youre like 4 feet 0 inches

youre perfectly average at 70 pounds

No-

oh

i must be thinking of something else

wait i mean he sorry

Imagine caring about pronouns

its called being polite

what if i called you a girl

Then I f**king rape you 😄

nvm

h m m

me too

i nede speeling hlep

ew okay nvm

:(

NUUUUURAURUUAURU

huh

what

uhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhh

its kinda difficult for a girl to r@pe a girl

._.
just forcibly shove the fingers up the ass or c**t