how i sleep homer simpson

Do you want me to?

oh yeah, a fish likes me.

my life is gonna be SO gr8!

Im still slim shady bro

you're a shark.

Nah this was for a shit post

30 days is a big commitment for a shid post

I had to

HAHA fr

i do like you

im sexually attracted to kids /j

Oh you are?
Same! /srs

***only /srs because I am also a child***

i forgor that

Exactly. Nobody does.

not even my mommy

I don’t even have one

My grammas the opposite thou

When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

lets gooo!!!

Do you want me to?

can you hate me?

no
seriously I physically f**king cant

aww

why?

I uh
can't remember the last person I hated

o h

o k :(

nah, I like it when nobody does

too bad
boutta ruin your f**king day

NOOO I NEED TO BE HATED!

yeah no

please?

I said no 👍

die

Also no

please die?

Hmmmm

yeah no
It's too late

I can hate you so easily
I even hate you just looking at you

yay!

You look absolutely hideous

I know :)

thanks Bayley, you're a real one.

in what way💀

not romance O_O

Eh

EH?!

Nah, nobody likes me

Would you prefer us to hate you?

yes.

pretending is fun.

Lmao

🤣