LMFAO!!!

What they saying: "welcome to MacDonald's"
What we hear: " Lu lucario car'

Why does this feel good to look at?

How about greninja or any other cool Pokémon being assassins?

Just give a zoroark a gun. And they will delete somebody, because they can get close without anybody realising.

pokemon with guns could be canon cause we know guns exist and pokemon has had some great war between the regions using pokemon slightly before the games story started for us

I know

I didn't know Lucario worked at McDonalds...Why did they never tell me?

"Sorry sir, the ice cream machine is broken"
*the Lucario senses rage and anger via the aura waves*