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praying is good for your health | Y'all are so silly. Start praying more please. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
90 views 5 upvotes Made by Festive-guy-LucotIC 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
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[deleted] M
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forgor
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don't forgor you turd-eating monkey
[deleted] M
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i pray every day
I just forgor today
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oh that checks out

I pray before bed actually so its normal to not really forgor during the days but just wait
[deleted] M
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I pray every day though
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That... surprises me.

Not because you're you, simply because you're a full-time msmg user
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arent you catholic
[deleted] M
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I don't really have a label, just a follower of God.

And no, I don't believe that God truly hates gay people. And if he does, I shall face my punishment in the end. But for now, I'm happy.
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God doesn't hate anybody.
if something is wrong, he is ashamed that we as his people can't do better.

God loves everyone because we are his greatest creation
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with all due respect
is it not better to suffer now just for a little and then have a eternally good life after this one?
[deleted] M
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I had been suffering my entire life up until I finally was able to be with Josh

"Just for a little" doesn't quiiiiite cut it.
I would be suffering every day until death if I had not had him or have him now

Scratch that I wouldn't even be ALIVE without him
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well
suffer doesnt mean live miserably
just do what He doesnt tell you to do and the few required things you ahve to do
then, its whatever you want
but, that doesnt really apply to you bc you dont follow a certain religion
how do you pray??
[deleted] M
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What kind of question is that
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actually nvm
the type of prayer im thinking of prolly dont apply to you
[deleted] M
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Now I'm curious
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i mean
prayer isnt limited to Salah
the thought "God, please let me beat this level" is a prayer
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Salah (or Namaz, depends on the region) are players with designated ways to be executed witht hte intention of thanking Allah
[deleted] M
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Oh so basically my type of prayer

Though imma be real my prayers were originally me asking for my life to change in a positive way in even the slightest bit
[deleted] M
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To who? God?
He isn't real.
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[deleted] M
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so he cant have an opinion?
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nah he can have all the opinions he wants

I just speak english, not wrong.
[deleted] M
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Praying is a waste of time. I tried for a good while. "Please lord, I know there are lost of people dying out there, but if you could help my grandfather out of the hospital, if only for a few more years, it would mean so much to me." He died. "Please lord, help me through my struggles, I just want to be happy again." I almost killed myself. Three f**king times.

If he's real, I WANT to go to hell. Ain't no way am I going to a place run by a man who ignores his followers, and has the power of, well, a god, and does nothing with it. A quick Google search shows that about 150,000 people die every day. Most of which die not by old age, but because the cruelty of man kind. Christians preach about heaven and how wonderful and perfect it is, and how bad life is here, and how God can help. But he doesn't help. He does nothing. Which, inadvertently hurts.

Was my way of praying selfish? Sure. And maybe its worked for others. But its never worked for me. God has never answered any of my prayers. I'm not gonna continue praying to someone who just ignores me.
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oh and sorry for the "follow - unfollowed" template I hit you with

I see your side now and its more respectful than I originally thought.
[deleted] M
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Thanks for the apology man
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ofc bro, any time.

Thank you for being so respectful
[deleted] M
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Yea man, you too
[deleted] M
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Okay rant over
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please listen to what i'm saying without starting a fight.

I really only want to help you.
[deleted] M
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Oh no its all right
Not here to fight

Its nice that you're actually trying to help instead of just attack my like everyone else prior has done.
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i'm not about attacking. We're all humans so why should we fight?
[deleted] M
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Thats highly respectable
And you just earned a follow
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oh heck yeah, someone who meant to press the follow button
(the others were aiming for the block button and missed)

same to you, followed.
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sometimes you have to thank God for unasnwered prayers
just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he didn't hear.
If he answered every little prayer you asked for, then nothing in life would make sense.

everything happens for a reason. And no matter how much you truly go through, it will all be worth it as long as you keep trying and never give into satan (like you're doing rn)

As for your grandpa thing, Death is a great thing! You should be happy for your grandpa that he died. Call me crazy, but I promise you, death is the best thing that can happenn to someone.
[deleted] M
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I see your point, but its literally the same point everyone else has made. I originally was considering being a Satanist but looking into that shit- yea no thanks. Those people are... Something else entirely.

So now I just live life as an atheist
God is fake
Satan is an illusion
And all there is in life is, well, life.
Its not perfect, but you'd be surprised how much *not* having someone to blame on everything bad/good helps my mental stability.
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you can't blame God for doing what is the best for your life

Of course it will be hard. But you're doing exactly what satan wants you to do. You're turning against the alpha and the omega. The one who brought you into existance and you're cursing him out.

You're life will be living hell if you continue down this path
please consider changing.
[deleted] M
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Perhaps something may change my mind in the future, who knows.
For now I'll continue down the same path.
Thank you, though. I really appreciate you being kind about this and not trying to start shit. I've met so many followers of god, wether it be Christian, Catholic, Islam or jew, that all just start getting rude and defensive about it.
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thats not what God wants us to do. "be rude and defensive"

Like if someone has their own opinion, thats fine. I'm just trying to get as many to repent as possible.

But still, thats why I hate the absolute heck out of Jahovah Witnesses. They're so obnoxious
[deleted] M
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Lol yea
I met one on this site once
They were really rude
Pretty sure I either blocked them or they just stopped replying
I don't remember
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They chase you around like their butt is on fire.

"HeY cAn I tElL yOu BoWt ThE lOrD 'n' SaViOr JeSuS cHrISt?"

"DOn't rUN FrOM thE LOrD"
[deleted] M
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Lol
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Y'all are so silly. Start praying more please.