Avogado6

"Hold on let me go have sex"
*Leaves for 5 minutes*
"Hold on babe, I gotta tell my internet friends about this"

It was 15 mins

pretty fast tbh.

dating advice from me, a girl: kiss her hand affectionately, cuddle her and tell you that you love her (and of course, MEAN IT AND DON'T LIE ABOUT IT), girls go crazy for guys who treat her like she's special to them. Also, always ask first before doing the intercourse, if you don't ask, it's r!pe, and girls don't like rapists.

congrats btw

RIGHT

FR LIKE

Aint no way an MSMG user got laid bro

Some doubted
It happend

Me rn: ...😀

Lmfao

Ok I doubt YOU have

I have a husband how would I not ha-

Yk what nvm

Yeah I really don’t wanna know

lmao

Imagine f**king in like 15 minutes

Literally so fast what the hell

Fr

damn dude

girlie youre 14

fr
1. Illegal
2. Highly improbable
3. Probably like what happened with Null, where everyone was like “oH nO! hE cOmMiTed D!e” but then me and some others started a doubt campaign and sure enough he was capping

lmao

i mean its pretty likely but the story behind it is a bit of a stretch

except it is most likely true

wait arent you 14