Welcome to The Grand Finale, I'm Mr Bowser
I just captured Peach and you know I'm gonna house her
You had to fight hammer bros under threat of a hammer
When I fought some hammer bros I just squashed them with my hand
You're coming last number one is Bowser
When you rescued Peach you cleared your browser
You accomplished and you killed those "bah bah" bitches
But the consequences that you got to live with is you ain't the best and worse than the rest
I applaud you Mario
In the diss game you won't get bitches
I'm like Yoshi I'm dead sick
