Why do parents do this

Ah yes the classic "change your age for free food" move

the 5 year old with a full grown beard:

Waitress sad she couldn't f*ck him because he's 4

Ayo

a few days ago we were in st louis and my sister tried to convince me to say I was twelve and get a cheaper meal

did you say you were 12

no, because i turned 13 a few days earlier

most honest lad 👍

“Dad I’m 42 now. I have responsibiliti-“

“S H U T”

wh- wow

Yeah lol

Yeah they did that with me at golden corral.

Ok, that’s one tall five year old you have there. You must be very, proud.