FUNNY JOKE:; ONE DAY A NUN GETS INTO A TAXI CAB AND SHE NOTICES THAT THE CAB DRIVER IS LOOKING AT HER AN AWFUL LOT. SHE ASKS HIM “WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT ME” AND HE SAYS “I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, BUT IT MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE”. SHE TELLS HIM TO ASK AND ASSURES HIM THAT NOTHING PHASES HER ANYMORE. HE ASKS “I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FANTASY TO KISS A NUN. I AM SINGLE AND CATHOLIC, WHICH I HEARD WERE THE REQUIREMENTS. THE NUN TELLS HIM THAT SHE WILL KISS HIM IF HE PULLS INTO THE ALLEYWAY; SHE GIVES HIM A BIG WET KISS AND THEY PULL OUT OF THE ALLEYWAY. AS THEY PULL OUT, THE CAB DRIVER SAYS”FORGIVE ME FIRE I HAVE SINNED, I AM MARRIED AND JEWISH. THE NUN TAKES OFF HER HAT AND SAYS TO THE MAN “I LIED TOO, MY NAME IS JEREMY AND I AM GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY”.
