omg its 3am youtubers

my friends dad said if you say p**is five times a demon will steal your p**is and i said it 5 times then he said well we better tell his parents the my friend said at least he still has his t*tties

Now that I think of it when I was younger my dad told me that there was this one guy who he called the whistle thief and he would go around stealing bad kids dicks at night and put their dicks in jars and everytime I was acting up my dad threatened to call him and I would fix up my act in an instant and I stopped believing about the existence of the whistle thief when I was 11

Take it!