Your mom is so ugly when she looks at a selfie it deletes itself, your mom is so fat the government uses her to test bombs, your mom is so ugly when she looks into the mirror her reflection says "I quit", your mom is so fat scientists think she is actually jupiter, your mom is so ugly when she goes outside and looks at the sun it becomes cloudy, your mom is so fat she uses the whole world to play soccer, your mom is so ugly when she looks into a painting it turns around, your mom is so ugly her face has been weaponized, your mom is so fat when she steps on the scale it says fat, your mom is so ugly when she turns on her webcam her laptop breaks, your mom is so fat when she walked past the TV you missed the whole 11 hour movie, your mom is so ugly when she watches a TV show all the characters look at the screen and drop dead, your mom is so fat that the whole solar system orbits her, your mom is so fat she takes selfies with a 360 camera, your mom is so fat I took a photo of her in 2010 and it's still printing