Therian

you're so idiotic that when you entered the LGBTQ+ stream they didn't ban you for being from msmg

I left that pit of sins

well damn
being an idiot is now equivalent to not being an asshole

they're all pussies and don't have enough balls to do anything

True

same

*then

"Um actually, I'm a Therian not a Furry🤓" Shut you ugly ass triplee hat, bubble bass looking ass up bruh, I caught you jerking off in a wendy's bathroom to the Captain Underpants Movie my boy, you stuck your dick inside an easy bake oven and it got all burnt and you thought people were gonna cancel you for blackdick my boy
Pause, but first tell me why i caught you singing this...
IM AT BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER QUEEN lookin ass boy
Open your mouth *fart sound effect.mp3* shut yo ass up my boi

I can't jerk off with out a dick

Oh I'm sorry your majesty for you not having a dick, you are gonna have to take me to the brig now

Shut you bitch ass dirty ass lookin like bubble bass ass up bro your dad eats toilet paper for breakfast bro. I threw a boogie bomb through your window and then your mom started twerking on the kitchen floor my dude.

She probably would if she didn't have a squishmallow sized hole in her uterus

Challenge Accepted

The only mint yo ass should be takin is breath mints. Replace the pills you eat from your dusty grandmas cabinet with some damn grass. Cuz you wouldn't dare go outside. Your like a vampire, but your so addicted to garlic bread you couldn't be one. Instead, you choose to be a wolf, and instead of spending money on child support, yo ass spent it on furry suits, s**t.

Im not even old enough to have sex, I shouldn't have to pay child support, and I'm not a furry