Yes i'm bored

Dan-
/j

o - o

Le-
/j

HAHAHA I SHOULD SHOW THAT TO THEM

/j

OOOOO

nobody

W + Based + Chad

Idk tbh
So many choices, but I don't have time to sort them all out

C-

your mom

my mommy don't use imgflip

thats what you think

W H A T O _ O

jk im your mom now *adopts*

oh yay now i'm not parent-less

oop

my dad abandoned me

my old mom curb-stomped my for saying "mama"

NAUR IM SORRY

Its okay, I only suffered 3 concussions :D

rip

Since you're my mom now you have to provide for me

and I'M HUNGRY!!!

alright whatchu want

WOW! ITS SO EXPENSIVE AND HIGH QUALITY!

IKR!!!!

THANK YOU MOMMY!

YOU'RE THE WORLDS BEST MOMMY!

💀💀💀

now i'm h u n g r y again

I'll eat anything except vegetables. Not a picky child :)

sorry

to quote my mother:

"AIYAHHH THIS IS A CHINESE FAMILY YOU NEED TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES TO BE CHINESE"

Kitties aren't vegetables

im technically vegetarian so no cats

eat your vegetables

okay...

*wipes up with an angry look on face*

thank you

you can play with your new toy now

NO!
*spits on floor*

you wipe that up right now.

YESSSSSSS

A HAPPY MEAL 🤓

imagine

we're going to walmart to buy groceries

oooOOOOoohhh walmart

can I get a toy?

sure which one

the one that costs $180,000

no sorry being a single mother and raising 7 billion (and counting) children is really difficult

so many siblings :O

yep

money is tight

oh okay. I guess I don't n e e d it.

*makes very sad face to try and make you feel bad for me*

*finds low quality version on aliexpress thats like $1*

Well I don't care what grandma says.

She can't even remember where she left her brain.

I'd rather eat chicken nuggies than vegetables :)

*gives you vegetarian chicken nuggets*

*eats, but is too stupid to notice the difference*

thank you mommy 🤓

they actually taste almost the same sooo

you're welcome

well I'll take the nuggets, but not the burgers

I tried a veggie burger the other day and it tastes like it came out of a cows anus

WHAT BRAND WAS IT

WAS IT MADE OF BLACK BEANS THOSE ARE SO ANNOYING

I honestly don't know what brand it was made from, and I didn't care.

It tasted like turds and I had no interest in the brand

did it have black bean in it

if it had any kind of "bean" I wouldn't have eaten it, so no.

It was literally just a scoop of grass turned into a burger somehow

bro ate a bunny chew toy 💀

tasted like it came out of a booty

but you're a good mommy, giving me nuggies and a shiny new toy

HAHAHAHAH okay i wont give you veggieburgers

yes

actually i will give you real chicken probably because i promised myself that even irl when i have kids i wont force them to be vegetarian and they can eat meat if they want

If you did force me to be vegetarian, that would be pretty Karen-ish

thanks for being a good mommy, mommy

do you want to eat meat or fake meat

actually what my sisters do (im the only one who prefers not to eat meat in my family) is they eat both like once in a while they'll eat fake meat with me but usually they eat meat

I definitly prefer real meat over fake meat (kind of insulting to call it fake tho 😂)

okay fine b e y o n d meat

no no no I like it when you call it fake meat

its funni because you're the one who eats it

yeah bc i dont eat meat