Roast putin as hard as you can and if one is worthy I’ll find out his email and send it to him

As much as i like roasting, I dont want to get bombed

And he was never seen again

Who's "he?" Your dad?

OOO

I tried to make peace with you.
And you just had to ruin it.
Now shove your big ego down your throat, there are multiple benefits.
1: You find your IQ way down there.
2: It will finally shut you up.

it's an insult stream
what did you expect here

Yep, and I insulted you.

Your move

i resign

GG

I hope you have a good rest of your day/night

That’s fair but I’m not crediting anyone for these roasts in the email unless they really wanna be credited

Just say a polystyrene sent it
He wont send a hitman to murder a kid for calling him a nuclear potato

Ye ok

Oh in that case;

Bro looks like breaking bad on steroids
He's built like a ghast with scoliosis
His only source of entertainment is putting animals in a food processor

The only reason he became president was so people wouldn't slap him after seeing him

His hair is the reason why barbers exist

He's also so bald that he is scientifically considered a mirror

Bro's hairstyle so bad
He looks like a nuclear potato

Bahahaha

he looks like a minecraft villager with that giant forehead
2 emeralds for ww3

The medics after making me piss in that little jar be like

Bro looks like realistic megamind, but instead he’s no-mind

Poo-tin

haha poopy joke

we all made this joke

Shit in a tin

Bro can’t even find an excuse as to why he’s fighting Ukraine

I’m probably gonna use all of these roasts they’re all good

not gonna lie, he be Putin alot of alcohol in him

He looks like Caillou if Caillou had hair

Thanks for putting that creepy thought in my head

Bro his face looks like an overinflated squirrel cheek. Boy he like an extraterrestrial hippopotamus’ left hairy testicle with 7 different tumours.
Boy he lookin like level 6 Gandalf with osteoporosis and a lack of chiropractor

Boy you need an extremely developed UFO to travel from his eyebrows to his retractable hairline.
Boy his lice be organising a football match on his forehead

“Indiana Jones and the missing hair follicles” looking ass.
Dude had to sign an armistice with his bedbugs because of every time he went to bed.
Boy looked at the mirror, and didn’t break it, he disintegrated it into thin air.

Bros playing battle ship in real life

🤣🤣🤣

I would roast him but I'm packing my wagon to go across the Putins Forehead trail

Lmaoooo

the pillsbury dough has had a hard few years of alcoholism and anger

👏🏻

Putin?
More like He should be Putin the trash

Yas

:)

Hey guys, his barber must really hate him. That is probably why his dad left. To get a better barber.

Lmaoooo

Is that cooking wine, vinegar or cooking oil in his glass?

Lmaoooo