Conan o'brian

*ahem*

Onan: You good?

Yeah. Its great being here.

*I'm just gonna describe the set because we need a description, Onan is sitting behind a nice wooden desk near the wall, with some plants behind him. A backdrop of MSMG City with the Imgflip Trade Center and the Hellfire State Building in prominent display is present. On Onan's right (viewer's left) are two chairs and a couch, with a small table in front. You sit in the chair nearest Onan. Further to the viewer's left is the stage of musical performances and where Onan enters and does the monologue*

Onan: So, how was your New Year

*that is one hell of an explanation*

It was nice, had about 3 patients who had to go to the hospital for overdose, but other then that, it was pretty good.

Onan: So you're a therapist, I presume, if you aren't that's depressing. Tell us a funny story from your job

Im a therapist. Im not supposed to be funny. But if you insist, there was this one time where this boy and his mother came in, and the mother wanted the boy to be fixed cause he was I believe, a furry.

Onan: Based mother.

Anything is funny if you believe hard enough. Except kidney stones. Kidney stones aren't funny.

Uh we're almost out of time, anything else you'd like to add

Yeah. Go to my psychological help center in the north tower, 92nd floor. Thanks!

Onan: North Tower of what

Imgflip Trade center.

.-.