ayo the pizza here

Did somebody say ayo the pizza here?" the evil pizza man materializes out of thin air, holding a large bag over his shoulder. Before you can reply he whips out staircase step pieces from the bag and slams them on the floor, cracking the ceramic. “Nobody said ayo the pizza here!" You yell in desperation, but it is too late - the evil pizza man had already stacked stairs for you to fall down in your living room. You close your eyes in resignation to your fate as your house is covered in your blood from your fall from the stairs.