WHAT'S UP GUYS! ITS QUANDALE DINGLE HERE! (AUGHH NOISE); I JUST WALKED INTO A RANDOM ABANDONED HOME DEPOT; AND THERE WAS A GOOFY AHH BEAR; REHEHEHEHE; HE FORCED ME TO KILL A BUNCH OF SENTIENT FISH SO I COULD GET LITTLE TREASURE CAPSULES AND HE TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS MR.GRIZZ; THEN HE SAID HE TRICKED ME INTO STEALING FISH EGGS SO HE COULD TURN THE WORLD INTO BEARS USING FUZZY OOZE. BUT THEN I SAID: BUT YOU'RE NOT DR.K FROM CHANGED; THEN HE TACO BELL DIARRHEA'D ALL OVER ME; AND HE HAD A SEIZURE AND DIED; SALUTATIONS SIR! QUANDALE DINGLE HERE! TODAY I SAW HARDCORE R34 OF SPLATOON CHARACTERS WHEN I SEARCHED UP APPLEBEES; THEN I GOT TELEPORTED INTO AN ABANDONED MALL BACK ROOMS LEVEL LOCATED IN OHIO; THEN AN ANTHROMORPHIC DOG WEARING CLOTHING NAMED PARAPPA THE RAPPER CHASED ME DOWN THE HALLWAY HOLDING A MICROPHONE WHILE YELLING " I GOTTA BELIEVE "; THEN MY SISTER PUT ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IN MY GRAPE JUICE FLAVORED LEAN AND I DIED.
