you see these two on opposite side of a bench, the robot one pats the seat next to them, wanting you to sit

I drew one for the present

nice!

Alexa sat with them. "Oh, thank you! I'm Alexa, by the way."

Future one: you're welcome! I'm Futurum

Her visor had a bright smile on it. "Nice to meet you!"

Futurum: nice to meet you too!

"So, are you from the future?"

Futurum: ... what makes you think that?

"Your name. And your very..high-tech parts."

Futurum: oh... right, heh, yeah, I am
steampunk one: *asleep, his hand propping up his head*

"Wow, he looks old fashioned."

Futurum: yeah, that's Praeteritum

Johnathan: (as heck nah meme)

Future one: oh... okay

Johnathan: (goofy ahh running away)

*no-clips back into reality from that other comments section down in drawings*

Praeteritum: ....

*portal which definitely does not contribute to the plot at all trust me appears*
*unnamed*: bro im just lagging i swear. i'll get there, let my frames go back up
*slowly stops no-clipping into the ground over and over again till he stops*

Praeteritum: .... well...

*something exits said portal*
*unnamed*: ok im good now
*sits on bench*

Futurum: ....

Greed: *walks out of portal* miss me? i have everything u know.

theres a reason i am called this

Futurum: you want to have everything that everyone has?

Greed: i require everything. since 1709.

Futurum: ... no you don't

The Future-esce one: *pats the empty spot next to it, seemed eager to make a new friend*

bro im just lagging i swear. i'll get there, let my frames go back up
*slowly stops no-clipping into the ground over and over again till he stops*

Future one: ....
Steampunk one: *not paying attention*

ok im good now
*sits on bench*

Future one: so what's your name?

honestly i dont have one. all i know is that i am male, i can no-clip, and go to some guy's room and flex on him like mr bean.

*i

Future one: well, I am Futurum

and, ummm- who's that guy over there? *points to the guy on the other side of the bench*

Futurum: oh, he's Praeteritum

um, friend of yours i suppose?
*random shit just happens in the background*

Futurum: I-I-I-II-I-I D-D-D-DD-DON'T KN-KN-KNN-KNOW!!!

WHO IS THIS MAN?

Futurum: th-th-th-that's why I was looking into his future! T-T-T-T-T-TO sEE whAt his fUtUre mAKes HIm oUt To bE!!! *he was having a lot of glitches, unable to comprehend the amount of stress he's in*

*jack comes by*
what the- what the hell happened here?!
jeffrey: this guy knocked a man out by showing him the future!
jack: yo ike come see this shit
ike: *analyses the person* yep it's out

Futurum: *overheating from to much happening, and worried if it was his fault or not*

ike: who the hell did this anyway
*everyone including the guy who is out points at futurum*
*unnamed*: i am out!
everyone: we f**king know!

Futurum: *just tucked in his whole body, and powered down*

*2 cars crash and an alien named Olslar appears behind futurum and smacks him*
Olslar: Go on! admit the deed! you f**king killed the man!
everyone: He's not dead
Olslar: What is he then!?
ike: out
Olslar: let me guess. another word for death. i'll do you a favor *olslar signals and a huge laser beam vaporizes the fainted man into ashes.* tell no one.
*everyone just stares at olslar in a confused and serious tone*

Futurum: *powered off*

*olslar turns and sees praeteritum walking*
Olslar: he looks like his brother imma tell him what his bro did.
*olslar walks up to praeteritum, smacks him in the back of the head and explains the whole situation completely biased*

Praeteritum: okay, first of all, yes, the future can be scary, and make someone pass out, no, it isn't my friends fault, he was showing the full future, nothing more, nothing less

*everyone stares at that conversation*
*jill comes along*
jill: in my medical opinion, he's dead
jack and ike: no shit sherlock
jill: and what the hell is that tv flimmerflagger doing here. did lootbox kid do a loot drop or some shit?
*lootbox kid slowly walks away despite doing nothing making lootbox noises*

Praeteritum: *sighs, picked up Futurum, and brought him somewhere less crowded*

*school lockers crash down in front of them and Buff Dude shows up*
Buff Dude: f**king murderers. who did it
Olslar in the distance: the tv thing did it!
Buff Dude: *recreates the guy throwing computer in trash meme but with futurum*

Futurum: ... do you want me to see your fu-
Praeteritum: don't, I've seen what it leads to... you don't wanna do it

wat

Praeteritum: we are creatures of time, he's the future, I'm the past

i cant wrap my head around this

Praeteritum: .... you better not pass out again....
(out of rp, you can see why Praeteritum is always in a grumpy attitude, he's always having to fix big mistakes that either hurt Futurum, or effect the world in a major way)

*lootbox kid trips on a twig, opens a lootbox on accident containing the contents of what just happened in that alternate universe, and those contents roll onto praeteritum's feet*
lootbox kid: *lootbox noises* *walks away*

Praeteritum: *the ink that was his body started to bubble, and more steam was coming out of the tube, he went to the dumpster that the buff dude threw Futurum in, got in, and teleported back to the past, before all of the stuff happened so he could try to change it, and went back to the point before Futurum asked is he could see the guys future*

*unnamed*: uh....... sure?

greed: You Dare Question My Antics?!

Praeteritum: *went through all the stuff, picking up the pieces from Futurum*

*the stuff included quotes from olslar, laser beam sfx, the entire script, a forth wall break etc. you begin to feel breathing on your neck*

Praeteritum: ....

???" i'll be taking that thank you *snatches*

Praeteritum: you aren't taking the pieces of my friend... you can have the rest...

???: my fist will be the one to judge that. names greed, not like you'll need it in your dying seconds.

Praeteritum: go ahead

Greed, Wanting Being: heh *steps back* Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right

Praeteritum: ...*put the pieces inside of himself, grab Futurum's wrist, and goes back in time again*

Now Loading...
Tip: Privacy is a flawed concept. You just simply can't get it. -Tzn Zsu

Futurum: pretty much

*we sit in silence for a while*
*starts questioning himself*

Praeteritum: .... *sighs, got up, and started walking away*

*continues questioning self on who he even is*

Futurum: .... you want me to show you what you will be in the future...?

uh....... sure?

Futurum: *grabbed your hand, and gave you a look into the future*

*sees a man on the bench. we maintain eye contact for 20 seconds straight.*

Futurum: hm....

*faints*

Futurum: !!! I-I-I-I'm Sorry if y-y-y-y-you didn't like what you s-s-s-s-saw.... *he voice was glitchy cause he was feeling too many emotions at once*

*is just unconscious

Futurum: *panicking* n-n-n-n-no n-no- *kinda having a mini malfunction*

jefferry *a ghost*: oh he- holy mother of jesus he on the da grooooound

Futurum: w-w-w-who the heck a-a-a-a-are you!?

jefferry: a ghost happening to come across ya'll and is still traumatized from being a ghost, you?

Futurum: ... I am the embodiement of the future...

jefferry: and thats a man fainted on the ground

Futurum: all I did w-a-aas show h-h-h-h-him his future...

*standing there*
what the hell happened then to knock this uhhhhhh man out?